So I was looking at my REALLY old posts and instead of feeling incredibly embarrassed at the weird shit I had been writing a year ago, I was actually really impressed. My blog used to be the shit! Really! Whether I was posting about heavenly bodies, sexy men, risky haircuts, even riskier haircuts, or kick-ass apartments my blog was absolutely fabulous...and I am SO proud of it. In English, my teacher always talks about "voice"- the tone you use that makes your paper sound most like you. I realized that these old posts are totally showing my true "voice"- that of a sassy betch. So I hope to bring back the sass, sexiness, and honesty of my blog. AAAAND I hope you read it and enjoy it.

Some of my other "old faves":

CLAUDIA SCHIFFER is BARBIE

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me being a menstrual biotch (but really this post is great take a look-see)

the golden years

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